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Sacked left-wing nurse who sparked fury after fuming Tory voters 'don't deserve to be resuscitated' in rant on Jeremy Vine show claims her critics 'don't understand JOKES'.

Michigan farm called Kuntry Gardens is caught spraying untreated HUMAN sewage on vegetables sent to local supermarkets, with locals warned to throw out anything that may be contaminated.The powerful reminder 'life is rich but also brief' that led a radio host to break down in tears: Read the poignant tale of a dying man which sparked an emotional moment live on air.Fresh 'Pestminster' scandal as Boris Johnson's ex-minister accused of sexually harassing a civil servant 'agreed to pay a settlement after she threatened legal action'.DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Prime Minister's speech should cool rebel hotheads.

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Elon Musk and Twitter are 'hours away from a deal' but judge says trial will remain on the docket for now - as Tesla CEO loses two potential financial backers raising new doubts about his ability to close the $44B buyout.EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Can Beatrice and Eugenie save Andrew's royal status?.Kim Jong Un taunts the US by firing TWO ballistic missiles towards Japan after Washington and South Korea conducted military drills amid spiralling regional tensions.Grief-stricken parents of 12-year-old girl who tragically drowned on school trip in France weep outside court after three British teachers accused of manslaughter are cleared of any wrongdoing.Korea missile test that forced evacuations in Japan and ratcheted up regional tensions military fire FOUR surface-to-surface missiles in response to N. Britain pleads with Europe to help 'keep the lights on' this winter amid fears of blackouts and energy rationing caused by Putin's Ukraine invasion.Britain's mortgage burden heads towards highest level since the late 1980s when it was followed by biggest housing crash in modern history.'This isn't the end of the story': Lawyer for Epstein victim warns that Prince Andrew's drama is not yet over as it's revealed Ghislaine Maxwell has until June 2023 to cooperate and reduce her sentence.Sunrise host David Koch blows up at pastor of sacked Essendon CEO's church as the AFL club chairman toes the game's inclusivity line.'I escape in life into everything through my imagination': Sarah Ferguson reveals she wrote a historical romance novel to deal with the stress of ex-husband Prince Andrew's bombshell sex abuse lawsuit.The new advertising screens that are INFURIATING pedestrians in Australia's biggest city: Sydney residents fume about being forced to walk in single file because of obnoxious signs.Millions of families set to pay an extra £21BILLION of income taxes by stealth as frozen tax bands will put 7.7m people in 40% top rate bracket - despite Liz Truss's talk of 'cutting taxes' in mini-budget fiasco - in further blow for UK plc.

Zelensky says Ukraine forces have liberated MORE villages from retreating Russian troops as US claims the recapture of Crimea 'is a very real possibility' eight years after Putin annexed the peninsula.

Texas executes John Henry Ramirez, 38, who killed convenience store clerk, 46, in 2004 before robbing him of $1.25 - inmate had won Supreme Court religious freedom case to have his pastor lay hands on him as he was put to death By Brendan O'BrienOct 5 (Reuters) - A Texas inmate at the center of a legal battle over religious rights of those facing execution in the United States was.

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CEO of election software firm that was targeted by conspiracy theorists is charged with storing 'stolen' data of LA poll workers on servers in China.Now we're not allowed to say 'mum' and 'dad'! Fury as councils are ordered to BAN 'offensive' traditional terms and replace them with woke phrases like 'birthing partner'.Why the inflation monster WON'T be tamed by interest rate rises: Commonwealth Bank reveals telling clues about the future of the Australian economy.The Star is dealt another blow as Queensland becomes latest state to find the casino is 'unsuitable' to hold a licence: 'They had a one-eyed focus on profit'.Huge changes coming in the wake of Optus cyber-hack: Minister announces sweeping law tweaks to protect millions of customeres.BREAKING NEWS: Former student, 46, is arrested after 'storming science building at the University of Arizona and shooting professor dead'.

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